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Hello Mainers!

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Maine’s Own National Laughingstock…

“I have a lot to say, unless someone else wants to speak,” says Susan Collins played by Cecily Strong. Guaranteed to make you smile.

While we appreciate the humor, the idea that Maine’s Senator is not taken seriously is disturbing. John Holmes, Maine’s first Senator in 1820 attended PUBLIC schools. And yes, there were private schools available at the time like Chote for example. Senator Holmes was in favor of the BI-PARTISAN Missouri Compromise, and Thomas Jefferson was supportive of his work including an important document, “Mr. Holmes’s Letter to the People of Maine.” Click here for a full list of real Maine Senatorial Representatives.

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Susan Collins Unable to Decide Whether to Wash Hands

According to the Borowitz Report, Senator Collins, has not decided whether she will wash her hands in response to the coronavirus outbreak. Don’t want to believe it? Read the full story here.

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Late Night McConnell / Collins Meeting

Collins with Donald Trump’s attorney Alan Dershowitz played by Jon Lovitz and Senator Susan Collins played by Cecily Strong.